" coffee maker "

 [ "coffee maker" ]

1:  Cup of coffee with cum in it given to a woman after sex.

  * e.g.,  ... As soon as he was about to cum, Gary quickly pulled out and used the ol' coffee maker approach to give the girl a facial. 

 [ "coffee maker" ]

2:  Cumming in your hand and then slowly dripping it onto the woman.

 [ "coffee maker" ]

3:  Slowly cumming in short quick bursts so as to drip onto the chick like when a coffee maker is almost done.

 [ "Coffee Maker" ]

1: So similar to your wife/husband. When you make the right decision you will be happy till the end, otherwise a nightmare. Eventually, there is a book written to help you make the best decision. Read This Before Buying A Coffee Maker

  * e.g.,  ... You can't choose your parents but you can choose your kid's mother/father and your coffee maker. 

 [ "The old coffee maker" ]

1: The old coffee maker is when a woman jacks a man off until he is frothing from his mouth then he places the froth into her pussy or anal cavity then eats it out

  * e.g.,  ... Dammm Curtis did the old coffee maker with gramme last night 

 [ "Italian coffee maker" ]

1: An act of cumming on a girls face, but before doing so, you slap a Super Mario mustache on her giving her a concussion, then proceeding to dump hot coffee on her, finally, you add your cream the mix

  * e.g.,  ... Bro I got with Tiffany the other night. We got back to my place and I threw her around like a muppet, busted her head open on the door, then i gave her the old Italian coffee maker, just to show her my heritage. 

 [ "Belgium Coffee Maker" ]

1: When you suck the poop out of someone’s butthole during sex and then spit it back out on top of them.

  * e.g.,  ... I gave her a Belgium Coffee Maker last night and she loved it. It was messy though. 

 [ "Coughed in my coffee maker" ]

1: When one person sucks a fart out of someone else’s butt and blows it into the first persons mouth

  * e.g.,  ... The barista gasped when Jeff coughed in my coffee maker.